Humor Collection

Last Modified 9/14/96

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101 One Liner's
2001 The Pentium Age
A general purpose disclaimer...
A Scientific Inquiry into Santa Claus
Academic Pursuits
After the Car Crash...
Alabama Residency Application
Aliens are Invading!
Bad Ads
Barbie Doll
Barbies of the 90's
Bars & Monkeys
Beethoven's Ninth
Blonde Jokes
Buy a PC!
Computer Jokes
Contents may burst under Pressure!
Cookie dough is better than men
Cow Briefs
Dan Quayle - A great American
Dissertation
DTP Buzzwords
Dublin 2004 - An Olympic Bid
E-mail Privacy
English Spelling
Flame Letter
Fool's Alphabet
For people who can't drive...
Foreign Signs
Fun things to do in an Elevator
Funny Quotes from Famous People
Geek Barometer
God's a Programmer!
Honk If You Love The Lord
How I'll Become an American
How to Attend a Meeting
How to be Annoying
How to write good
Humor in the Court
I Will Revise!!!!
I'm Tired!
If Men could Menstruate
If operating systems were airlines...
Internet Downtime
Irish Jokes
Italian Abroad
Jesus!
JFK vs Lincoln
Lies, damned Lies
Life on Mars
Lightbulbs
Making Toast
Male & Female Classes
Mel, the Programmer
Men and Women are not Alike
Men vs Dogs
Microsoft/NBC Joint Venture
Microsoft Cars
Microsoft to acquire Apple Computer
Microsoft to acquire the Catholic Church
Microsoft to acquire the LDS Church
Miscellaneous Unproductive Time
Mother's Letter
Murphy's Laws
Navajo Wisdom
Net Moses
Office Prayer
On the seventh day...
Operation Vowel Drop
Pentium Jokes
Pickup Lines
Politics
Queries for Serious Consideration
Reasons why Beer is better than Women
Rejected Rejection
Resume Bloopers
Rules to Explain Everything
Santa's Letter
Santa, the Drunkard
Santa, the Politically Correct
School Excuses
Selecting a Girlfriend
Signs you have a Drinking Problem
So you want to be a parent?
Software Problems
Star Trek & Microsoft
Steven Wright
The Armed Woman's Attitude Test
The Five Stages of Drinking
The London hotel
The Shit List
The Shotgun Rules
The World According to Student Bloopers
Unusual Interviews
USS Voyager vs. Honda Accord
Ways to confuse people in the Computer Lab
Weather Policy
Which Condom would you Prefer?
Why ask why?
Why the floods came
Windows 95 bashing!
Windows Error Codes
Women vs Sheep
Woman as a dangerous substance
You might be a Physics Major...

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